September 2011
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August 2011
117 posts
“We need you to prevent people from updating our Wikipedia page.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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Best ethnic joke ever! →
alasyorick:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a…
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“SARAH: Daddy, were you in the shower?
DAD: Yes, I was in the shower.
SARAH:...”
– http://www.scq.ubc.ca/a-dialogue-with-sarah-aged-3-in-which-it-is-shown-that-if-your-dad-is-a-chemistry-professor-asking-%E2%80%9Cwhy%E2%80%9D-can-be-dangerous-5/
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I remember when I first started driving
iamthedeadpool:
I payed attention to every single speed limit
40 Mph I would drive 40 maybe even be a rebel and get up to 45
Now it’s a year later
40 means 55
50 Means at least 65
70 Means a Speeding ticket
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The Word of Notch: Hey, Bethesda! Let's settle... →
notch:
I am back, and I am excited.
Marriage has been wonderful so far, and nobody sabotaged my computer while I was gone.
The only negative thing going on at this moment is the Scrolls trademark lawsuit nonsense, and I think I came up with the perfect solution:
Remember that scene in Game of Thrones where Tyrion chose a trial by battle in the Eyrie? Well, let’s do that instead! I challenge...
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