July 2012
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June 2012
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Jun 27th
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Shit I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Jun 27th
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Today, I changed my name in my dad's phone to...
most-awkward-moments: He was like Priceless.
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Almost Too Blonde To Function. Almost.: Anti-Hate... →
polarbeardog: now-im-just-somebody-that: July 4th - July 12th is Anti-Hate week. Everyone is urged to turn off the anonymous feature on the inboxes of their blogs! Why, you ask? To help defuse and silence the hateful anons who have been running rampant here on Tumblr. For an entire week, our ask boxes will be closed to anyone who cannot be courageous enough to say what’s on their mind...
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explodedsoda: Unpopular Opinion →
ravyn-is-a-platypus: dreamer-of-impossible-dreams: angel-with-a-tardis: the-mad-angel-with-a-box: fiveboys-0nedirection: tomlinsoff-tomlinson: mrfriendlythrowslikeagirl: obiwanskenobi: Read More This needed to be said. Thank you. …
Jun 26th
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This is... real?
bvbpeniswoman: firelordazula: basedgosh: which horny geologist named this mineral Now I want a shirt that says ‘If you get with me you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2’ ^Agreed http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite
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ruinedchildhood: gravy-bowl: a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
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Clients from Hell - Technical Terms
CLIENT: “I decided I want one of the illustrations you already did for my logo and I am going to use it for the background on my checks.” ME: “A logo is usually a simple graphic used to represent your business, in your case, the book series and characters.  The illustrations are a bit too detailed for that purpose.  How about I simplify the characters and series title and create a logo?” ...
Jun 17th
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clientsfromhell: Client: The final proof looks great, but you need to make the website link active so people can click on it and go right to the website.  Me: But, you’re printing this right? Client: Yes, that’s the whole point of this!  Me: I mean you’re printing this on paper with ink and everything, right? Client: Yes. What are you not understanding here? Me: How people are going to...
Jun 17th
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